We just realised we've made a huge cock up

We're sorry, but our store is closed temporarily. We expect to be bankrupt soon.
We've just been complete idiots and fired the junior who thought it would be funny to play with our pricing system

Keep shopping...

Feel free to visit our partner site Amazon.com, which isn't as stupid as ours, we would like to thank the people who bought more than 10 pocket pcs each as you are most greedy stall owning scum! I hope you all rot in hell.
Again, we apologise for the inconvenience, and thank you for our stupidity.

Your jobless idiots at Amazon.co.uk